This article was originally published on Kueez
"Uggs"
There are some people who love designer brands, but those brands can be very expensive. This person wanted a pair of genuine Uggs, but they cost a lot of money. So what did this lovely person casually strolling Walmart do? Well, of course, there was only one option, right? It required paper, tape, a marker, and some major creativity and confidence. But when you see this photo, you'll wish they just stuck to the knock-offs.
Instead of buying a knock off pair that looks similar, this person chose to tape on a piece of paper with the word "ugg." Interesting choice, but not very believable.
Roles Reversed?
Okay, we are a bit confused here. Don’t you think the mom should be pushing the shopping cart and not the kid? What on earth could be really going on here? Either it was a prank, or this mom was having a bad day and seriously insisted on getting in the cart and having her own kid push her! We can't tell if we should laugh out loud or be concerned.
We are not judging anyone here but we cannot think of any possible explanation of this one, especially when the lady has a toddler with her. Needless to say, it could be dangerous for her and the toddler.
Men… Take Notes
If any man wants to look classy and sexy at the same time, now is the time to take notes. We can't really explain what type of look this guy wanted, but he surely nailed it big time. Clearly, some people think it looks really cool to sag their pants and have their underwear poking out. Maybe they think it oozes sex appeal? But we think it's a pretty unusual outfit.
We thought those days are gone when jeans were low enough that the underwear was hanging out. Well, we were wrong.
Advice: Don’t Mess With Her
Some may find this t-shirt funny, but our guess is that most people will find it intimidating. As your well-wishers, we would highly advise you not to mess with a person wearing a shirt like this. Whether it's the fact that this is a t-shirt dress, the color choice being highlighter neon yellow, or the choice of words on the shirt, it's all an interesting choice. She has some confidence wearing that!
In reality, maybe she is capable of a lot more than this. But we have to look at the other side of the story as well. There is a possibility that this woman had some really bad experiences in the recent past.
Conga Line Scooter Style
Whenever you shop at large superstores like Walmart, you are bound to see people using electric scooters. Although, you might not see them in a conga line style like this picture. Maybe they are having fun and just driving around on purpose in a single file line to get a laugh out of other customers! But if not, these are the kind of things you would only see at a Walmart.
These carts are for people unable to walk around the store, and we are guessing that these people are using them to mess around.
She Can Walk!
As we said before, electric scooters are supposed to be used by people who cannot get around the store easily. This woman seems to be perfectly capable of climbing, so we're confused as to why she chose to use one of those scooters, but to each their own. Maybe she thought she could get her grocery shopping done faster if she could zoom around the store on the scooter; who knows?
She got caught on camera, and it's a miracle she didn't fall. We do not suggest using scooters as step ladders, that's for sure.
"By The Power Vested In Me By This Walmart Store, I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife"
People dream about their weddings for their entire lives. When you picture the venue for your wedding, you might be envisioning a church/temple or a wedding hall, but we bet you weren't picturing the aisles of Walmart. We don't know if this is the most American thing ever or just a couple who really likes comedy and playing pranks on people. It's definitely an interesting choice to say some nuptials.
This couple must have a deep connection to this store because they decided to have their special day in the snack aisle. That is bizzare, yet romantic.
Monkey Business
When you think of the average pet, you might think of dogs, cats, fish, or maybe a hamster. Typically, monkeys are found in the wild and should not be pets, but this woman is going against the norms. We're not even sure if having a pet monkey like this is legal. Still, this woman was clearly not afraid of anything since she casually walked around grocery shopping and cradling a baby monkey.
Animals become part of your family, and this woman thinks of her monkey as a child. Maybe people thought the monkey was a newborn baby. Surprisingly, you will find more exotic animals people have seen in Walmart on this list.
No Shirt, No Sunscreen, No Problem
During the summer, many people enjoy catching some sun, and sometimes they forget to apply sunscreen. This girl might want to pick up some aloe while she is in Walmart because that is a severe-looking sunburn. We really hope she is aware of that super-red burn, and that's why she made her way to Walmart. Someone, please tell this poor lady to invest in a lifetime supply of extra-strength sunscreen.
She should also pick up some strong sunscreen for her future beach days. Your skin is important; try to protect it as best as you can.
Information We Didn’t Need
One must admit that this is a pretty crude t-shirt. Some people may find this t-shirt funny, but we'll speak for the masses here when we call this type of humor unpleasant. While there's definitely not a fashion show going on at Walmart, it is funny that this is the type of clothing Walmart customers wear. We really hope that this shirt doesn't hold any truth to it, or else better hope you're not in line behind him.
We would recommend wearing something that doesn’t share too much information.
Starting a New Clothing Trend
After looking at this picture, we started a Gofundme campaign to collect enough money that we could leave planet earth. We are just speechless. If this is the way that people dress nowadays, we're not sure how to handle it.
This – we don’t know what to call it – is an odd look to say the least. We hope it's at least comfortable.
Shop ‘til You Drop
Well, this man literally took the saying “shop ‘til you drop” too seriously. He is obviously really tired from his shopping trip and just wants to get some rest.
Sometimes a power nap is needed is regain the energy levels in the body, even if it means taking a nap in the middle of Walmart.
Emotional Support Animal
Here is another exotic animal that someone brought to the store. This lizard is clingy and didn't want to be left at home while his owner went to the store.
He could be an emotional support lizard because these days, when every animal is a basically an emotional support animal.
Poor Parenting
We have seen some parents doing weird things with their kids at Walmart, but this one certainly tops the list. The fact alone that the mother is unbothered by her child putting a bag over their head is a little concerning.
It may seem like poor parenting to us, but who knows it may just be another day in her hectic life as a mother.
Multi Tasking
Taking time to unwind and put on a facemask is a great way to practice self-care. This girl was in the middle of her mask when she remembered she needed to grab a few things from the store.
When she realized she had to go to the store, she was so flustered that she forgot to take off her face mask. At least she is multi-tasking.
"I Love Meat!"
Some people work demanding hours and rarely find time to sleep. When they can find a place to lie down and close their eyes, it doesn't matter if they are in the meat section at Walmart.
This woman was past the point of needing a nap and decided to make a bed on top of the steaks. She also used other packs of meat as a blanket to keep her... warm? We're confused.
That Thing Looks Heavy
If their goal was a record for the longest and thickest dreadlocks, this man would probably win. That must be heavy to carry around.
We wonder what this man would look like without his giant dreadlock. It's a commitment for sure!
Turtle Time
If you can bring pretty much any other animal into Walmart, why not bring your turtle. We didn't know that they made leashes for turtles.
Turtles are known for being slow, so it might take a long time to walk it around the store. This person would be better off carrying the turtle.
"That's $100 for the Baby"
We know that babies can sleep almost everywhere. This photo proves that babies don’t mind sleeping anywhere.
The mother had to shop for household items and the baby was exhausted. The baby looks cute sleeping on the conveyer belt.
Sneaker Sandals
When you grow out of an old pair of shoes, your first instinct might be to throw them away or donate them. Instead, you should think about redesigning them.
This person took a pair of old sneakers and made them into sandals. This look is unique, and you can say that you have a one-of-a-kind shoe.
The Sign Says It All
These days, it is important to be politically correct. Sometimes people make mistakes because they don't know any better, but this person is here to tell you exactly how you should address them.
He identifies as a woman, and he is wearing a sign to show that because he wants people to call him by the correct pronouns. More power to them!
No Pants No Problem
To be fair, this is not the first or last time someone took off their pants in the middle of Walmart.
Looks like he wanted to try on the nightgown, but going to the dressing room was too much effort, so he changed in the middle of the store.
They See Me Rollin'
Putting your hair in rollers is a long process, and you have to leave them in for hours. Instead of sitting at home and waiting for your hair to have the perfect curl, why not go out and get some errands done while your hair sets?
This woman did not have the time to sit around and wait for her hair to be ready. She decided to go to Walmart and do some shopping to be productive while she waits.
Laundry Day?
When all your clothes are in the wash, so you have to borrow your wife's dress to run to the grocery store. Although it is unexpected, he is working this look.
Even if it's not laundry day, we support him and his authentic self. Who are we to judge?
Taking The Children To Walmart
Have you ever thought of your dogs like children? You have to bathe them, feed them, and make sure they go to the bathroom. This woman thinks of her dogs as her children and wouldn't leave them at home while she went to Walmart.
They are better behaved than most human children. They aren't screaming, and they are staying in the cart instead of running around the aisles touching everything.
A Man And His Ferret
From lizards to monkeys to puppies, we have seen some strange animals at Walmart, and now we have seen a ferret, too. This is one of the weirdest animals to bring to a store.
This man does not see anything wrong with bringing his ferret to the store. He is perfectly calm, and so is his pet.
"Can You Tell Me Where The Nail Clippers Are?"
We have so many questions for this woman. First of all, how would you grow your nails that long? Second, how long does it take to paint them?
Also, how does she do anything? Her nails would always be getting in the way, right?
Eye See You
Have you ever heard your mom say, "I have eyes in the back of my head." This man took that literally and had an eye tattooed onto his head.
He wanted to keep an eye out for people that might sneak up behind him. We wonder if it worked!
Joker On The Loose
As you have seen, people wear unusual outfits to Walmart, and this is a prime example. We hope this was taken around Halloween time because that would be more logical.
However, the store doesn't seem to have any Halloween decorations up, so we are going to assume this person just wanted to wear their joker outfit to the store for fun.
MJ Is That You?
It looks like Michael Jackson has risen from the dead to go for a shop at Walmart. Why would the King of Pop be shopping at Walmart of all places? Ok, so it is not Michael Jackson, but this could be his doppelganger.
Maybe this man is a Michael Jackson impersonator on the way back from a job. He does not look thrilled to be shopping at Walmart.
What Does The Fox Say?
"But there's one thing that no one knows, what does that fox buy?" This guy must have been on his way to a Halloween party or else this would be really bizarre for him to be wearing a foxtail.
Everyone is entitled to their own style choices, but we have never seen someone sport a foxtail. Maybe it is the newest style and he is ahead of the trend.
Fashion Forward
Fashion is all about expressing yourself and showing off your personal style. This guy has a unique sense of style and he is ahead of the style curve.
We are not sure if he wore his shirt like this on purpose or he was trying out a new look, either way, it is interesting.
Easter Came Early
When it is almost Easter, and you want to get everyone in the spirit for the holiday, so you throw on everything that involves bunnies, eggs, and pastels.
He is the most festive man in this Walmart, and we wonder what his outfits look like for all the other holidays.
Paint With All The Colors Of The Wind
This guy must have been in the middle of creating a masterpiece when he realized he needed to go to Walmart. He didn't have time to clean the paint off his face before he left the house.
He is one of the few people that realized that someone was taking his picture, and he does not look happy about it.
Captain America's Part-Time Job
Captain America is a fantastic superhero. He was created to be the hero of America, but with any job, some days are slower than the others. He had to get a part-time job to fill his time.
When he isn't fighting crime, you can find him at cash register number 5, working hard and ringing people up as quickly as possible.
Plunger Problems
What is this plunger trend? It seems to be catching on with the shoppers of Walmart. They just want to check the suction on the plungers before they buy them.
If they aren't testing the plungers then this is a bizarre trend to go into a store and stick plungers to your body.
Who Wore It Better
When you go out in public and someone else is wearing the same thing as you. It can be awkward, and most people would avoid standing near someone in the same outfit.
Maybe they planned this and they are together, so it is normal for them to be dressed the same. Whatever the case may be, they are both rocking this camo look.
Dressing It Up
Planning a party can be intense, and sometimes people forget things that are on their list. It is helpful to have someone who can run to the store at the last minute to pick up anything you forgot.
We don't know what kind of event this man is attending, but we do know that it should be a fun party based on his mismatched outfit.
Legs For Days
When you have a great body, it is something you want to show off. This guy has amazingly long legs and he wants the world to know just how fabulous they are.
While this might not be considered appropriate for a trip to Walmart, he gains some credit for walking around this large store in those high heels.
Style Swap
Have you ever wanted to swap styles with your husband? It looks like this couple switched outfits before going grocery shopping.
He must not know that leggings under jean shorts went out of style in 2010. His wife said, "honey, you can keep my clothes, they are so last decade."
Love Is In The Air
This picture proves that cupid will go wherever he is needed to make people fall in love. This man must have wanted to spread the love in Walmart on Valentine's Day.
His funny outfit is perfect to make people fall in love. Do you anyone got hit with his love arrows?
These Shorts Were Made For Wearing
The '80s are making a comeback in full force, and this man is definitely feeling it. From his high waisted jorts to the sweatband, he screams '80s fashion.
He might be preparing to film an '80s workout video, which would explain the sweatband.
I'm Blue Dabba Dee Dabba Di
Everyone has their favorite color that they like to incorporate into their wardrobe whenever possible. It is easy to tell that this person loves the color blue.
From the wig down to the shoes, everything is blue. They even have a blue toy to go with the outfit. If that's not dedication, we don't know what is.
JoJo Siwa: Walmart Edition
Jojo Siwa is a social media personality who is known for her large bows that she always wears. This woman looks like Jojo in about thirty years.
Besides the large bow and tie-dye shirt, we are confused about why she has the hungry caterpillar attached to her leg.
Here Come The Bride
After your wedding, wouldn't you be going on your honeymoon or to the reception? This couple made a stop after their vows to pick up a few things from Walmart.
It looks like they wanted to have their wedding photos printed immediately after they said, "I do."
A Family Of Animals
What we have here looks like a family of critters posing for a family portrait at walmart.
No matter the reason behind this, they sure look cute in their little outfits!
Miss Walmart 1967
When you run to the grocery store, you probably aren't putting on a full face of makeup and a mini-dress for the occasion. This woman is a little different. She dresses to impress wherever she goes, even Walmart.
You never know who you might run into at the store, so she stays prepared by always looking dressed up. She has her hair and makeup done to be primed and perfect for any occasion.
Hair-tastic
When your hairline starts to recede, you might try and enjoy what's left of the hair on your head. This man likes to grow out the hair in the back to enjoy what he has left.
Although hair trends come and go, we don't think this one is going to catch on any time soon.
An Unusual Sighting
Although it is more common to see strange people at Walmart, it is also possible to find regular people too. It might seem like the store is filled with oddballs, but occasionally you might see a regular face.
These women are just two examples of the everyday people that shop at Walmart. It isn't also exotic animals and weird outfits.
Baby On Board
We have seen signs that say beware of dog or cat, but never a sign for babies. We don't know what happened in the past, but this person doesn't want anyone to touch the baby.
Wouldn't you hope no one is going around and touching other people's children without asking?
Ripped Up
Ripped jeans have been popular for quite some time now. There are many different styles of ripped jeans, but we have never seen anything this intense.
It looks like her jeans went through a shredder before she put them on. It doesn't look bad, but it is a unique style.