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Just Chewbacca Walking His Pet Chewbacca Jr.
We're totally not too sure what to make of this one. Is this funny? Is it cool? Is it beautiful? Is it kind of gross? Is it utterly offputting? Is it surreal? The answer to all of those questions would have to be a resounding, yet somehow also hesitant yes. Truly the world isn't ready for a Chewbacca-dog crossover. Which means that this picture is ahead of its time.
There's something very human-ish about Chewbacca in this picture. Is it really a human Chewie walking a dog or is it a picture of a human dog walking Chewbacca?
The Roles Have Been Reversed
For years toilets have suffered under our thighs, forced to take in grotesque materials we humans want absolutely nothing to do with. Now, however, it seems as though the tables have turned. No longer shall the toilet seats take such abuse without fighting back. This AI-generated image of a toilet sitting on a human, and not the other way around, is proof of just that. The revolution has begun.
Truly, we should all pray that the toilet revolution never occurs, and that we shall never be forced to go through what toilets go through daily. We should all appreciate them a bit more for that.
We Call This One: Father and Son
There are moments in life where you just have to say: "Alright, I'm going to commision an AI to generate an image of Leonardo De Caprio reading a bedtime story to his son, Shrek." It's moments such as these that spark both wild admiration and fiery criticism. Truly, the people just aren't ready to see a picture of Leonardo De Caprio reading Shrek a bedtime story, but art marches forward where no man dares go.
And if you're wondering what Leonardo here might actually be reading, we've heard that Ernest Hemmingway is one of his favorite authors. Make of that what you will.
Fighting the Good Fight
Now, we're not quite sure what these aforementioned banana rights are - like, what possible rights would bananas care for? - but we're all for them. Not only are we for the theme, but we will definitely be willing to put our bodies on the line to fight for these very amorphous banana rights. It doesn't matter that we don't actually understand what they're about, we will fight for our banana allies.
And really, who wouldn't be willing to do so? Who doesn't like bananas? They're like, one of the best fruits out there. Certainly in the debate for the top five.
Did Someone Say - Pizza Chess?
This is the type of thing that, now that we have laid eyes upon it, seems totally natural. Like, why wouldn't anyone play chess on a pizza? That's a totally normal and sane thing to do. It's almost weird that this isn't some kind of world-renowned Olympic sport. Or at the very least, some kind of popular frat-party game. Thanks, AI, for thinking of such a great, applicable activity for us.
The thing is, is that this is so easily replicable. Anyone with a few ingredients and a working oven could make himself a pizza chessboard. There's really no reason not to do so.
The CEO of Amazon in the Actual Amazon
Have you ever wondered how the CEO of Amazon, that multimillion-dollar company that's been taking the world by storm for over a decade straight, would be stranded in the actual Amazonian jungle? Well, now you know what that would look like. Going by the way our dear friend Jeff Bezos has been bulking up recently, we're not surprised at all that he looks ready and able to tackle the jungle.
Seriously, this guy looks ready to hunt a boar down, start a fire, build his own empire in the woods, and so forth. Bezos is looking like an expert survivalist in these AI-composed images.
No Shrek, Watch Out!
Oh, dear Lord, it seems as though some reckless driver has thoughtlessly run into our beloved ogre, Shrek. This is truly a terrible tragedy. How could something so sad happen to one of the most beloved animated characters of all time? Surely there is no justice in the world, otherwise, such a thing could never happen. Thankfully, both Shrek and this image aren't real. Really dodged a bullet there.
If Shrek were real and was he to get run over by a truck or car or any sort of heavy vehicle moving at high speed, we would be totally crushed.
Truly an Abomination
If there's one thing we should all be eternally grateful to Philadelphia for, it's that they never invented the Philly Cheesecake. You know, that awful amalgamation of a Philly Cheesesteak and a regular cheesecake., as seen in this AI-generated photo. Yes, we all should be thanking our lucky stars nobody in Philadelphia ever thought of making this sometime in the past. Some things just aren't meant to be eaten. The Philly Cheesecake is one of them.
The people who would have enjoyed this culinary monster probably would have been the same people who are really into dipping McDonald's fries into ice cream. We'll never understand what that's about.
Aww... Looks Like Somebody Lost His Mother
It looks like Thanos, the evil Avengers villain which managed to wipe out half of the entire universe, is in a bit of a pickle here. These pictures of him scouring the abandoned aisles of a generic supermarket, as though he were searching for his mother, are what we in the business call a "hoot." There's just something so funny about seeing one of the most menacing comic book characters ever written just wandering about like a lost child in a Walmart.
This could actually be Thanos' evil origin story. Maybe that's how he got to be so diabolical in the first place. It always comes down to a person's relationship with his parents.
Terry Crews Really Should've Been in Game of Thrones
Looking at these pictures of Terry Crews all decked out, head to toe, in ancient fantasy armor, we really have no idea how he wasn't given any role in Game of Thrones. Like, the guy is practically a walking Dungeons and Dragons character. He's built like a human tank. He could have had such a cool role in the Games of Thrones universe, we're absolutely sure of that.
And yet, perhaps such a role wouldn't sit well with Terry Crew's personality. He has not, after all, played the generic jacked-up action-hero character. He usually uses his muscular build for comedic effect.
Elon Has Been Stress Eating
It looks like all the stress of purchasing Twitter while simultaneously running his other companies has definitely gotten the better of Elon right here. We don't blame him - working at such a high level for so many different corporate entities at the same time can definitely stress a person out. And yet, this might be just a tad bit unhealthy. He should probably lay off the Ben and Jerries for a bit.
So if you've ever fantasized about seeing Elon Musk as a sumo wrestler, well you can cross that one out of the list. Not something we'd have ever thought we'd see, but life's full of surprises.
On Second Thought, Maybe We Shouldn't Call Saul
You know what, we all might just be better off not calling Saul this time. Imagine having the Joker come to represent you in court. There's no way in hell that could ever go well. Like, absolutely no way in hell. He'd just get all up in the judge's face and start telling him about how he got those scars on his face or something like that. Yeah, we'll just take a regular lawyer this time.
The thing is, is that these two characters are diametrically opposed - one's a criminal mastermind, and the other's a lawyer. We get why someone would want to see them fill each other's shoes.
Truly A Dynamic Duo
So what happens when you take Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, the famous producer, businessman, former football player, and former professional wrestler, and have him meet up with a fictional version of North Korea's Supreme Leader (since the year 2011) Kim Jong-Un? Well, you get a really neat picture, that's what happens. It looks like these two were made to be bros. Look at that loving embrace. That's the stuff friendships are made out of.
This makes the Rock one of the few celebrities that has ever had the privilege of meeting North Korea's Supreme Leader. Well, that would be the case were this picture real.
Leonardo DiCaprio Dating Someone Above 25
The word around town is that the famous and award-winning actor Leonardo DiCaprio simply does not date anyone over the age of 25. It's as the famous psychoanalyst Lacan said: "My fiance is never late because the second she's late she is no longer my fiance." It may be that Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend is never over 25 because the second she turns 25 she is no longer his girlfriend.
That's why this picture right here is so comical. It depicts Leonardo DeCaprio in a relationship with someone well above 25. Like, well above.
Marx Didn't Predict the Nickelodeon Slime
One of the most common jokes both propagators of Marx, the famous 19th-century philosopher and economist, and Marx haters like to say is that "Marx failed to predict" a certain phenomenon. Sometimes this phenomenon is a fairly reasonable phenomenon that maybe Marx should have taken into account, and other times that phenomenon would be something totally outlandish, like getting a bunch of Nickolodeon slime on his face. Pretty funny stuff if you ask us.
So, without further ado - here's a picture of Marx getting totally slimed out at the Nickelodeon awards show. It seems as though he failed to predict that one, didn't he?
Just... Weird
You may be wondering what you're looking at. Yeah, you won't be blamed for not "getting it" at first glance. Don't worry, we're here to spell it out for you guys, that's our job. What you're seeing is Freddy Mercury, the frontman of the legendary rock sensation Queen, eating Ramen out of a washing machine. Why, you ask, are you looking at this? Well, to that we say - we have no idea.
Someone just asked an AI to generate this image, and now we're stuck with it. To be fair, it is sort of entertaining. We're just not too sure what we're supposed to make out of it.
Ever Seen Ben Shapiro and Ben10 in the Same Room?
Hmm... it appears as though we've never actually seen Ben Shapiro, that conservative debater that has become somewhat of a symbol for the young, conservative right, and Ben10, the shapeshifting cartoon character who can morph into a plethora of different aliens. Isn't that just a little too convenient? We think so. We definitely think so. They may have fooled everyone else, but they haven't managed to fool us. Nice try.
We're not sure why somebody decided it was worth asking the AI picture generator to make a Ben10-Ben-Shapiro crossover, but that's exactly what he did, and now we have this funny image.
The Batmobile's Pretty Slow These Days
Okay, so this is definitely isn't the Batmobile neither we nor Batman is used to, but it has its perks. Sure, it's slow. Unfathomably and impractically slow. And yeah, it may be a tad bit more injury prone than its metal counterpart, but this Batmobile has one advantage the regular Batmobile could only dream of - it's hella cute. Like, it's actually adorable. Just look at it - have you ever seen a cuter mechanism of transportation?
We never would have ever thought to imagine what Batman would look like riding on top of a turtle, but thanks to the marvel of AI technology, now we know.
Two Partners in Crime
The great thing about image-generating AI is that allows us to witness crossovers of characters that really have no business being together, and yet their very coupling, the very fact that they're standing together can actually induce a great amount of joy. This is exactly the case when it comes to these two: who ever would have thought that we'd see Darth Vader standing beside Pingu? Like, the time it would take to make this just wouldn't be worth it.
Basically, we're saying that this AI makes things that people would generally not put their precious time and effort into making, and that's just terrific in our opinion.
They Cast the Rock as the Penguin in Batman
We're not sure whose idea it was to cast Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as the Penguin from Batman, but you know what they say: if the glove fits, wear it. Somebody up there in the upper echelons of a Hollywood production company should really get on it. Like, this is a total gold mine just waiting to be excavated. People would line up for hours just to see this.
The thing is, is that The Penguin is one ofthe most beloved comic book villains of all time. So basically, the Rock has a lot of expectations to live up to.
Kanye's Getting in Touch With His Mongolian Roots
Whoever knew that Kanye West was of Mongolian descent? Well, he isn't really, but this image depicting Kanye west decked out head to toe in traditional Mongolian battle gear definitely hits a spot we never knew existed. He might just use these garments as inspiration for his new collab with Balenciaga or Gap or whoever it is that Kanye West is working with right now. That'd be great.
What's funny is that both Kanye West and Genghis Khan are both very controversial figures. Guess they have that much in common. Well, maybe Khan was a bit more radical in his crimes.
South Korean Ron Swanson Is Beautiful
Whoever would have thought that Ron Swanson's famous (or perhaps one should say infamous) mustache would ever find its way to a generic Korean man's face? Truth be told, this version of Ron Swanson may even be prettier than the original Ron Swanson, which is definitely a difficult feat to accomplish. We thank our lucky stars we have been blessed with the gift of AI-generated photographs. Without it, we would have never seen Korean Rob Swanson.
We've also got to say that these pictures are pretty nice as far as pictures though. We bet the OG Ron Swanson would have loved to have such clear, pristine pictures of him taken.
Someone Take This Guy to the Couch Doctor
Eww. This is one of those AI-generated Images that we really could have done without. Are skin-disease riddled couches entertaining in some weird, grotesque, masochistic fashion? Yeah, sure they are. Would we ever want to see another one of these again in our lifetimes? No. We would prefer not to. Those things are disgusting. May the lord have mercy on the poor sucker who finds himself taking a seat on one of these couches.
What the AI did get astonishingly right is the fact that psoriasis can come in a variety of different forms and degrees of severity. Some couches just have a few marks, while others are totally contaminated.
Parks and Recreation and Tesla Stocks
We aren't quite sure what compelled somebody to request an AI to create an image of a crossover of Elon Musk and Ron from Parks and Rec, but that is exactly what someone did, and now we all have this to show for it. Now, this isn't us complaining - far from it. These things are exactly what the internet was made for, even if they are kind of hard to stomach.
The only thing that truly strikes us as odd about this picture is the fact that Elon Musk could never grow such a glorious mustache. Sorry Elon, no amount of money in the world is going to help you on that front.
One Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
And speaking of the pictures being worth copious amounts of cash; the net worth of the people starring in this AI-generated photo is truly incalculable. Well, you could calculate it, but when you get to those kinds of numbers, money doesn't even mean anything anymore. It just loses its meaning. So yeah, this picture is definitely worth more than a thousand bucks. It's worth a few billion, actually.
Regarding what's actually going on here: It's a picture of a fat Elon Musk Pulling a hybrid creature of Donald Trump and the Twitter bird, symbolizing Musk's decision to lift the ban on Trump's Twitter account.
Might Be Taking the Keanu Worship A Bit Too Far...
Okay, so we know Keanu's a good person and all, but adding him into the Last Supper? Well, we get the appeal of it, but that might be taking the whole loving Keanu Reeves thing just a little too far. Then again, it seems as though nothing is truly "too far" when it comes to AI-generated images. This definitely isn't the weirdest thing on the internet. Not even close, actually.
We do have to admit, however, that he does fit surprisingly well into the scene of the Last Supper. Maybe it's his kind heart and well-natured spirit that makes him fit so well in Jesus' crowd. Then again, it might just be the beard.
Too Soon, Pixar
Yikes. This one is sure to make somebody out there mad. Seriously, if there's one thing we can all count on not seeing, it's Pixar's animated rendition of the 2020 Covid crisis. There are just better films to make, ones that don't have to do with such a (fairly) touchy and controversial subject. And yet, this is why it's great to have an image-generating AI - he can show us what this film would've looked like if Pixar were to make it.
We do have to admit that it really does fit Pixar's aesthetic just a little too well if you ask us. It's almost scary how much it fits.
The Crossover We Never Knew We Needed
For reasons that are completely beyond our understanding, Breaking Bad and The Hobbit (and generally the entire Lord of the Rings series) have some of the most devoted fanbases out there in popular culture and popular media. We're not sure what it is about these two franchises that gets people so fired up, but we can't deny the facts. It's no surprise then, that somebody would conjure this mashup of Walter White as the Hobbit.
We're not quite sure how well these two different pieces of media actually mesh together, but it's fun to see a cute, little mashup like this. We give it a solid eight out of ten.
Edward Scissorhands' Pastry-Loving Cousin
Who ever knew that Edward Scissorhands had a much more wholesome family member - Edward Churoshands! We wonder which one of them was the odd one out in their family. Is the Edward family made up of brooding, sad characters, or wholesome dessert-hand characters? Okay, but in all seriousness - this is a really neat idea that we can totally get behind. It's a shame his actual hands look so weird.
Like, this guy's scissor-handed counterpart definitely makes more aesthetic sense. There's something about the way this guy's hands were done that is thoroughly and completely off-putting. Not much to do about that.
Don't Interrupt, He's Doing Detective Work
Alright, everybody get hind the yellow tape, the detective has hit the scene. Sure, he may seem a bit odd, after all, he is a Moai statue, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how to do his job. We never thought an anthropomorphous statue could pull off the Noir detective look, but it has, and we're all for it. You go Moai statue! Solve that case!
The Moai statues are actually incredible. They're an amazing feat of human ingenuity. The Rapa Nui people on Easter Island made approximately 900 of these bad boys. That's a lot of Moai.
Who Ordered the Connect 4 Cucumber?
Okay, somebody ordered the Connect 4 salad, and we have to say that is a total abomination unworthy of our eyes. We're not sure what kind of culinary demon possessed the person who asked an AI image generator to conjure him a plate of Cucumber Connect 4, but he should definitely consider getting himself checked out. Truly one of the most appalling things the Dall-E AI has ever been used for.
We're not sure why this grosses us out as much as it does. We might be alone in our feeling so appalled by this, but that's just how we feel.
The Pope Is Cool Now?
This just in: Samuel L. Jackson has been elected by the College of Cardinals to serve as the Catholic Church's Pope. So, that basically means that Christianity is actually really, really cool now, we guess, given that pretty much anything this man touches instantly becomes cool. We never thought we'd ever see the day when Samuel L. Jackson would play the Pope. Guess we don't have to wait anymore.
We wonder what his first course of action would be were he actually elected to be the pope. Like, what would his first order of business be? That's what we want to know.
This Actually Makes Game of Thrones Look Even Scarier
So if you were to tell us what we thought of adding the entire cast of The Real Housewives to Game of Thrones, we'd probably say something along the lines of that sounds like a terrible idea and nobody should ever attempt to do that. But now that we have these pictures in front of us, we're kind of ashamed to say it, but we get the appeal of it.
Like, the only thing that could ever make the bloody, war-torn world of Game of Thrones even more frightening is a bunch of gossipy housewives just roasting everyone as they die in battle.
Who Knew Boris Johnson Had an Evil Twin?
We're definitely not going to shame you for not knowing that Boris Johnson actually had an evil clone supposedly called Joris Bohnson on account of us not knowing that either. That shouldn't come as a huge surprise given that he doesn't actually have one, and that is just an image generated by an AI, but by God is this a convincing AI-generated photo. Definitely one of the more believable ones out there.
It just makes so much sense within the context of the Boris Johnson lore. We're not sure why, but he just acts as though he grew up with an evil clone of himself.
Turns Out the Quaker Man Is Actually a Quaker Woman
So, listen. We're not in the 1950s anymore, and if a man feels as though he should become a woman, well there's nothing that should stop him, really. Even if that man is actually the iconic Quaker man. What's wrong with having a Quaker woman? Come on people, get with the times. It's like what Bob Dylan said: the times, they are a' changing! Are they not?
We're not sure why anyone would ask an AI to generate this image, but somebody did. One can only wonder what type of guy would do such a thing. Guess we'll never know, won't we?
Just Cleaning Out the Battlefield
So, according to this picture right here, they apparently had Roombas going through the trenches picking up all sorts of junk in World War I, otherwise known as The Great War. Guess somebody had to clean up all the mess those soldiers made, and that somebody was a Roomba robot. Okay, so this didn't happen, but we definitely like the idea of it. It appeals to us on a very instinctual level.
Like, imagine a wor-torn battlefield, almost completely barren after everyone's done shooting each other. Then, in comes the Roomba, soulless and clunky, cleaning the floors of the trenches with an efficiency reserved for entities of the mechanical realm. It's poetic.
Japanese Mythology Is Weird...
We've always wondered what people meant when they told us that they're really into Japanese culture. We're going to go ahead and guess that they were probably picturing something like this. Now, while Japan definitely has its fair share of wacky media, we're pretty sure this might be going a bit overboard - if not culturally, then physically. There's aboslutely no way that dolphin could ever hope to carry a sumo wrestler.
Unless...? Apparently, a dolphin weighs between 2,200 to 6,600 pounds, so it might just be able to pull off such a feat. Still, probably something better left imagining than actually trying to test.
Who Made This Among Us Cave Painting?
In a surprising turn of events, archeologists have just discovered a new batch of cave paintings dating back to much before the Neolithic era. These cave paintings are some of the few pieces of art in the prehistoric world that have somehow survived and made it to the modern world. The thing that sets these paintings apart from other cave paintings, however, is the fact that they depict the characters from Among Us, the hit multiplayer video game.
Thankfully, this isn't true. This is just an AI-generated image of such paintings. But imagine that it were true, and that cavemen were calling people "Sus" millenia before the game hit the shelves.
This Is What A Slab of Unicorn Meat Looks Like
It might just be our twisted, demented brain here, but we've definitely thought about the prospect of unicorn meat. Like, would it be colorful? Would it be tasty? Would it taste like horse meat? Not that we know what horse meat tastes like. There are just so many questions we have regarding that puzzling enigma known as unicorn meat. Thankfully, this AI-generated picture of a slab of unicorn meat may just help us answer a few of them.
Urban Dictionary says 'unicorn meat' is a slang phrase for weed, because if unicorn meat DID exist then it would probably make you act like you were high.
So Does This Mean Mario's Going to Be Running for Office?
Wait, so if Donald Trump is in Mario Kart (and he clearly is, as seen in this photograph right here), does that mean Mario will be running for office next elections? Furthermore, if he is running, what party will Mario be running for? This picture raises so many questions. Way too many questions. More than we know what to do with. Also: why does Trump look so happy driving that kart of his?
Seriously, maybe he should forget running for office and just devote himself to the art of cartoonish racecar driving. It just suits him so well. He is, after all, a larger-than-life character himself, much like those you see in cartoons.