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Not Cool, Guys, Not Cool!
As if we hadn't already fallen in love with Peter Dinklage for portraying Tyrion Lannister on the hit HBO television series Game of Thrones, he keeps on winning our hearts with his witty sense of humor. How can someone not fall in love with him? Who else would have such an iconic response to this calendar? "Shortest month, and you selected me," Peter hit back at the calendar's creators who chose him for February.
"This will not be forgotten," the actor hilariously added. We think it's pretty clear who won this battle so far, regardless of which month he's representing.
We Feel Very Bad for Our Friend Kevin
Honestly, we cannot stop laughing at this one. We can see what Keath Kotton did, and one can imagine how many days or sleepless nights it took him to come up with it - calling the Journalist Excellence Worldwide organization J.E.W. just to get on their nerves. And then things got even better when Keath Kotton revealed his middle name is Kevin, which makes his initials K.K.K. What a series of unfortunate - yet hilarious - events.
The only thing that could make this even better is if Keath says he works for the American Super Solar company, which would be a fun acronym.
These Bone-Shaped Paper Clips Are Suspicious
This person thought it would be a great idea to buy 5000 'bone shape' paper clips for their veterinary clinic. However, the world had other plans. Bone-shaped paper clips turn into something else once they're put to use (the picture is self-explanatory). One can say that they still look bone-shaped, right? But they also look like something else entirely, and we have a feeling this was no accident (or at least we hope it wasn't).
In all honesty, we would have bought these in a second. They're cute, and we wouldn't have given it much thought.
Whoever Arranged These Deserves Employee of The Month
Can someone please give this person an Employee of The Month Award? While some of us really hate our jobs, this employee is showing that a little sense of humor can help ease things up. Just moving things around can put a smile on someone's face. Who wouldn't giggle after seeing the book God Is Not Mad At You and then right next to it, He's Just Not That Into You?
So next time anyone says God hates them, please immediately correct them. Tell them that God doesn’t hate them; he’s just not that into them.
Well Played!
Oh, it is so good and satisfying. It doesn't get better than this! But we won't lie; it took us a second to understand that David was unwittingly part of this theory's verification. When he wrote back explaining that "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question but to post the wrong answer," is part of Cunningham's Law, not Murphy's Law, he did precisely what the posters were hoping.
So this David Donnelly guy, who happens to be a freelancer, played himself. So we can say that the person who posted the question is one real son of a gun.
Well, That's One Way to Shame People
Making a road trip across the U.S. is the experience of a lifetime. Mainly because of all of the roadside billboards scattered across the country that advertise all sorts of things. And we've got a feeling this "Jesus is watching" billboard was intentionally placed next to the "Adult Video" sign. And honestly, it's kind of working. We already feel a little embarrassed, and we're not even seeing it in person!
We are pretty sure lots of people make a U-turn back home after watching this billboard, or maybe no one pays too much attention to it.
And It Wasn't Even Hard
Oh boy, our minds made this simple headline so hilarious. How can we not laugh at this one: "Man's Cock Wins First Prize," followed by a quote, "It wasn't hard." One can say that there wasn't stiff competition and that's why it won so easily. We could go on and on with more puns for this iconic headline, but honestly, it doesn't need it. This photo is strong enough on its own.
Those were the innocent old days when a cock was an adult domestic male chicken and nothing else. It's a Sebright bantam chicken for anyone wondering.
Can We Have Adult Size, Please?
Some people are proud of their ability to find swear words anywhere, and why shouldn't they be? We love Scotland because they supply them in abundance even if none are to be found. And when the adults don't find them, the kids will step up to the plate, as this proud Scottish mom proved. Her children turned an innocent shirt into something that's sure to violate school dress codes.
This store should've thought twice before writing "skate" and chill." Everyone knows that combined, those words dangerously create the word "shite."
Please Do It Or Else...Please!
We can't stop laughing. Honestly, why can't they go with both? After all, the sign could be used according to the situation. Sometimes, it means "Mask Up Utah," and other times, when people are being extra annoying, it means, "Mask U Putah." For those who don't know, the second version includes a swear word in Spanish. So if we had to choose which version to stick with, we'd vote for the second.
Given that the letter ‘U’ is clearly highlighted, maybe someone did it on purpose. They were so mad at the people of Utah for not wearing masks that they took matters into their own hands.
Valentine's Day Special
They should have added a complimentary cocktail with this Valentine's Day Meat Tray as well. One can say that it is nothing compared to "Love Sausage." Some might say that sausage size is a bit too big for them to eat. And has anyone noticed that it says "Valentine's Day Meat For 1?" That looks like quite a lot for just one person, but who are we to judge.
Nevertheless, it's not a romantic way to spend Valentine's Day because, lets be honest, it doesn't look very appetizing. The parsley is a nice touch, though.
Who Knew Cooking Could Be so Fun
This person's grandma knitted these "handle huggers" for pans and wanted to sell them on the internet. It's not just our dirty minds, is it? We all know what these handle huggers look like, and there's no need to say it out loud and embarrass grandma. Although, now that we think about it, maybe grandma is just using her old age to make some very inappropriate merchandise seemingly innocently. We wouldn't be surprised if grandma knew precisely what she was doing.
In all honesty, we do think these handle huggers would sell like crazy in the winter. After all, no one would want their 'Handles' to shrink in the cold. All they have to do is change the name, and some novelty store will be selling them in no time.
Read It Again To Anal-Yze Properly
At first, this tweet by Iceland Foods seems like an innocent PR campaign. They're just taking advantage that Ed Sheeran's album recently came out in select stores and using it to promote their frozen pizzas, right? Wrong. That hashtag has everything except for innocence written all over it. It's hard to imagine that whoever's in charge of this store's social media isn't savvy enough to notice that #deeppanalbumparty is not a good hashtag.
But don't get us wrong; we're certainly not complaining. We're all for a hilariously inappropriate hashtag moment that makes you do a double-take.
Epic Design Fail
We just want to know how no one rechecked the design idea before they executed it. And this thought leads us to the conclusion (once more) that this was no accident. Someone picked up on it and let it slide because it's amusing. The water fountain was just placed so perfectly in front of Superman that it looks like someone is getting real friendly each time they go for a drink.
One can say that the person drinking from the fountain is actually drinking Superman’s water. And the best detail is the way Superman grabs onto the fountain.
These "Pick Me Ups" Got a Makeover
This clearly looks like a case of Mondays mixed with boredom. We have to admit that someone was super creative in sticker placement, and they deserve a raise. There is nothing but respect and love for the bored grocery store employees who strategically place a sticker to turn a box of "Pick Me Ups" into "F Me Ups." The person who did this is probably still cracking up about it.
To be fair, the oatmeal with chocolate chips does look enticing. And it has nothing to do with the box's new rebranding.
Can't Argue With That
This is one super-duper name, and we cannot stop laughing. Anyone who didn't get it should simply read Marlana backward. Now, do you see why Marlana felt the need to make this post about naming children? But jokes aside, this really did teach us a powerful lesson: it's important to check what all names are when spelled backward before naming your kids. Otherwise, they could end up with a name that's just too easy to poke fun at.
Another thing to consider for someone expecting is what all of the initials together will look like, as our friend Kevin from a previous post reminded us.
Don't Steal Their Golf Balls Unless You Want to Lose Your Own
Okay, so this is pretty serious, and the warning (more like a threat) should not be taken lightly. After all, getting balls removed for collecting golf balls is a pretty severe punishment. Imagine they get a security guard with a sense of humor, and when he catches someone, he points out the sign, pulls out a giant pair of hedge clippers, and says, 'spread em.' Yeah, we're staying far from this golf course.
If we come to think about it, maybe that’s how golf balls are made in the first place. Okay, we took that one too far.
The Man Knows His Limitations
How could Blaine Stewart not know what he was saying? We bet he knew what he was implying when he told people to get ready for a pounding because some of them "could see 8 inches or more." Really, Blaine? Couldn't you add the word "snow" at the end of that sentence to make your tweet a little less suspicious? Yeah, this one was not an accident. It's just too good.
But on another note, we agree eight inches is too much. Hey, we're talking about snow here, unlike Blaine Stewart, who was definitely talking about something else.
We’re Lost For Words
So, let us guess where the urology department at this health center is. Hmm, it looks difficult to pinpoint where it is. This cannot be by accident! Maybe they didn't pay the architects enough, so they decided to take sweet revenge in the coolest way possible - by making the Newmarket Health Centre into a building shaped like a person, including everything that entails. Onlookers have been left scratching their heads, puzzled as to how the architects managed to get their ideas for this health center through the committee stage.
We can only imagine what the outdoor landscaping for this building looks like. Unless they hired a new team for that part of the design, we've got a feeling it's hilarious.
Well, That's One Way To Announce
This could very well be the career highlight of the vending machine refill person: putting the "popped" chips next to "yo cherry" snacks. We bet he still laughs to this day for cracking this joke, and we totally get why he feels proud of it. We tried not to laugh but failed miserably. Imagine if you're having a bad day at work and make a trip to the vending machine; this would probably put a smile on your face.
Some might say that the vending machine refill guy needs to grow up, but we think it made that person happy, so let’s just ignore it.
The Belgian Authorities Meant It
This is what happens when you're stuck in quarantine. Sorry, this is what happens when you're stuck in quarantine for a very long time. Okay, so we know that the Belgian Authorities meant "do not come back" with a virus, and that's why the people in the photo are wearing a mask. But placing the words "Do not come back with an unwanted souvenir" right over the child in the picture is too good to be an accident.
What do you think? Did the people behind this campaign know what they were doing, or is this one an honest mistake?
With Tissue Box Design Comes Great Responsibility
Does it mean that Spider-Man shoots webs out from both ends? If we go back to the basics, this is more zoologically accurate. After all, the spider's silk gland and spinnerets are positioned near the rear end. So, this tissue box design is not a complete fail. However, we can expect it must get awkward when the box is almost empty, and someone has to put their fist in Spider-Man's butt to retrieve the next tissue.
Would anyone feel comfortable blowing their nose on one of these tissues? Honestly, we only want these tissues from now on.
The Author With An Evil Smile
We bet the author had to get that pun off his "chest." Okay, so let us clarify any misconceptions here. What we are seeing is a pair of small passerine birds called Eurasian blue tit. In short, what we are seeing is a pair of beautiful tits. What else can we say about it? We have fallen in love with this pair of tits. Imagine some country giving this bird the status of National Bird. Their tourism campaign would be "Come to our country and see the blue tits."
Even the birds look like they’re trying their best not to laugh. Bird names are hilarious. Anyone who believes that this is just one rare instance should check the American Woodcock.
Sounds About Right!
Imagine finding a mug telling us about our future. Okay, but this is really funny as it is relevant to our current socioeconomic state. So can we say that the 2022 outlook is bleak? It could be true because things are not looking great so far. Can anyone unlock the future by paying an extra $3? One can say that this is the plot of the movie Don't Look Up. We want to buy this mug and keep it with the sticker.
If we come to think about it, maybe the mug was on sale in 2020. That would explain so much of what has happened so far.
Not Open 24/7?
McDonald's in Yass, Australia, definitely knew what they were doing. How could they not know? So, how many of our readers are early risers? Given that it is an open invitation, one wonders how many people go there early in the morning. They should try to remain open 24/7. Or maybe it used to stay open all day, and they had to change their timings because of all the crowd that wanted to get inside (ah, we're sorry).
Jokes aside, we have to clarify that most Australians spell it Arse, so jokes on anyone who tries to make fun of it.
They Should've Seen It Coming
We have often seen people intentionally doing something with a double meaning and trying to act as if they don’t know anything about it. Wording and punctuation are everything. So, how does everyone top their sub? An innocent answer would be that we could dominate the battlefield with a nuclear-capable sub and make global superpowers fall to their knees. And yes, it could involve latex, leather, and metal equipment.
Just so everyone knows what we think about it, we sincerely hope that no one goes for extra mayonnaise. We don’t think extra mayo would be so popular.
They Know How To Advertise
Oh boy, they went along with it, and we are not complaining at all. The fact that it is for Valentine's day makes so much sense. Hey, maybe IKEA collaborated with that grocery store that was selling Valentine's Day Meat Tray for One. We feel if IKEA were a marvel superhero, it would be Deadpool. Maybe we're taking it wrong. Who knows, maybe this is for all those lonely people on Valentine's Day who want to cry.
It is even funnier because "göka" is a Swedish slang that means having intercourse. IKEA could've gone with something else, like "Take a ride on a Gökärt this Valentine's Day."
Come and Take A Look At This One
What is the Inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now? Most probably, he is rubbing his hands. At least they should put some towels nearby; they'll come in handy (oh, we are so bad). Someone mentioned that they once saw a sign that said, "Pump Gently, I Come Fast." We can imagine that they must have hired someone to always stay at aisle one to clean it. Unfortunately, people are not so gentle when pumping a few things.
Has anyone tried to see how far the hand sanitizer squirts? We really want to know because it has made us curious now.
Cycling Photoshoot Gone Wrong yet so Right
Okay, so do we really have to say what is going on here? Do we have to pretend that we didn't see anything? Or do we state the obvious and move to the next image? If we look at her face, she knows what is going on. One wonders what she's thinking there. She has the look of "is it over yet?" Even the male model knows what is going on.
Why would they even put them in that pose in the first place? Just why? Well, on second thought, we probably all know why.
Natural Gas Fuel
Why does it smell weird? So the new and natural propulsion system is amazing. Now we are picturing it makes a fart noise as it travels instead of the normal engine sound. Honestly, this shouldn't be as funny as it is, yet we find it hilarious. We have a feeling that the jet beats the other airplanes in the air with this strategy. One can guess it is people's choice to go with longer and larger.
And hey, is it Smellta Airline? Does that door placement seem odd to anyone else? It is a bit close to the wing for a boarding ramp and is no good as an emergency exit.
It Was a Very Naughty Robot
Well, we cannot forget the robot that drew the first picture on another planet, and we hope everyone can see what we see here. We always wonder what happened to the guys who did that. A lot of tech websites say it was a genuine accident. It has gotten stuck in the sand and is programmed to go in circles till it gets out. Or that is just what NASA is telling us.
We just want to grab a tissue and clean the computer screen. They blurred the robot in the picture, maybe due to privacy reasons.
At Least They're Not Hiding It
This is what would happen if Bart Simpson from The Simpsons worked in a grocery store. Here’s another bored high school student who struggles to find relevance at their dreary job. The grocery store employee wanted to have some fun in their dead boring job. The fact that the tag says 69 makes it even funnier. The only good thing about this Tastes Like Butter is that it has no cholesterol (it seems legit).
We think it will taste bad, BUT we can't say that for sure. At least the fine print is honest: "Tastes Like 58% Vegetable Oil Spread."
Who Said Perfect Ad Placement Doesn't Exist
Ah, we are dying here of laughter. We never laughed out loud so much, but this got us big time. Just imagine the frustration of the woman in the ad. We cannot even think how an aspiring model would feel after ending up like that. She probably told everyone she knows that she's going to be in an ad. And then this shows up. She does look a lot like a cartoon character with big eyes.
The woman's smiles say yes to the offer, but the eyes say Do Not Make This Mistake. But who knows, maybe this did it on purpose because everyone loves googly eyes.
That’s One Way To Make Children Books Fun
The fact that some things are not so obvious, adults tend to find dirty in almost anything they see. Be it a cucumber in an ad or a children's book; they will find something to laugh about. But what we see here is kind of a "Hit me" thing, right? Take a look at the dog's face because it seems like the doggo knows about it and has seen some really weird things. The boy is flinging the 'Snow' like Spider-Man made us laugh.
If we come to think about it, maybe authors put little subliminal jokes for moms and dads. After reading the same book over and over to our kids, we need some sort of stimulation.
J.K. Rowling Knew About It
Are there any fans of Harry Potter here? Well, it may seem like something that would make a teenager laugh, but we desperately need something to cheer ourselves on in 2022. We never realized Slughorn had a thing for Snape. It's funny how something is just never brought up, and then someone finds it hilarious and shares it on the internet. Now, people cannot stop laughing at it like a bunch of 5th graders.
Writing teachers are always saying you should Never use dialogue verbs like "said" or "asked," and always find some overlong, tension-breaking, pacing-killing, sore-thumb verbs like "ejaculated" or "postulated" instead. So, it kind of makes sense.
6.99 For It
So 6.99 implies more than two persons, right? Three people? Given that succulent means juicy and moist, we don't think there is a need to further explain why this image is on our list. One can say that it is a cheap rate for something that is so juicy. Maybe they are desperate to sell it as soon as possible. And do they want us to stroke the stem as well?
We have one question that has been bugging us ever since we saw it: do they want us to seed it or just leaf it? Guess they don’t know that seeding doesn’t work like that.
The Best Staff Ever
Well, well, well. This is something that seems super interesting. Apparently, the staff here don't mind giving a helping hand to anyone just as long as they don't touch themselves. Our question is whether they provide the option of choosing the staff? Honestly, it gives a completely new meaning to 'Excuse me, can you help with this?' These people sure are taking "customer service" to an entirely new level.
But seriously, we wouldn't find it very funny if we were the staff and people kept on asking us for a helping hand in this department.
North Americans Unite!
Come together, let's live in peace, and love each other. One can say that those who COME Together, Stay Together. If Michael Scott from The Office ever sees this photo, he would definitely say, "That's what she said." This makes a lot of sense now, and we cannot stop laughing. We never ever thought of it before. Who is responsible for this? How far back in time do we have to go?
And we're curious why they broke Canada and the US down into their States/territorial regions but didn't do that for Mexico.
A Metallic Sausage
It seems like someone in the design & engineering department thought it would be super funny. After all, they could go with any other design and still went with this one. Well, it looks like a bent fishing rod. Some could say that it looks like the sausage and hamburger packet from the grocery store. At first, we honestly thought it was a sticky tape dispenser. We can make guesses all day long.
Okay, one last guess, we promise we won’t make any other guesses after this one. It looks like a rejected first design draft of an Airpod.
Childhood Traumatized
Eating a bag of lighthouses just doesn't have the same ring to it. Notice how the picture on the bag looks nothing like the contents. They might as well have called them Peeni Lighthouses instead of Gummi Lighthouses. One presumes they were made for teenage parties (or primary school boys), and nobody bought them, so they had to change the name. We just want to know who thought it was a good idea in the first place.
What a weird shape choice for any food product, much less one that turned out looking like that. While we hate it, does anyone want to eat them, or is it just us?
Grab That Sandwich
Are we talking about 12 inches or 30 cm here? Honestly, we think a six-inch would probably be enough to "satisfy your valentine," as this billboard suggests. We all know your foot-longs aren't as big as you say they are (we're talking about Subway here). Why do they have to exaggerate the size? If anyone says that this was most probably an unintentional mistake, they need to go back and change their social circle.
We’re glad they didn’t say anything about cutting it in half. Next time, take your Valentine somewhere else because size doesn’t matter.